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Oh no!!! Not the Emergency maple syrup reserves! Things really ARE serious!
I wasn’t worried till now
This is old news. We have moved on to our emergency hockey stick stash.
What genius had the foresight to think of having a Maple Syrup reserve?
Truly the seventh sign of the apocalypse.
This is the most Canadian thing I’ve ever read
you know this is framed as a joke, but it’s very likely maple syrup will become a thing of the past due to climate change.
you need cold nights and warmer days, regular cycles of cold and then hot, without a total thaw or deep freeze.
so if the thaw starts early then freezes again, you lose trees.
if you don’t get the right pattern of thaw and cold, the sugar water won’t run as much.
my uncle was talking about how it’s been several bad years in a row and he’s thinking it might be over pretty soon.
it’s such a delicate system.