Did anyone tell this seafood restaurant owner that eating shrimp is punishable by death?
I hope he’s also making sure there are no unmarried, divorced, or cheating fornicators in the restaurant.
EDIT: I think the “Voo Doo” wings aren’t exactly aligned with biblical faith either.
EDIT2: I see they also have a fishing boat you can charter. Can anyone check and see if you can charter the boat for a PRIDE event? [https://fishobsession.com](https://fishobsession.com)
EDIT3: I see they have a marina right next to the Port Canveral Cruise terminal – definitely no gays over there that should swarm the place ( do you hear me gays!, don’t you dare go in there and cause a ruckus by showing off those cute sparkly shorts you just bought in the Bahamas ): [https://www.sunrisemarina.com/tackle-store-gift-shop](https://www.sunrisemarina.com/tackle-store-gift-shop)
I was just sitting down and reading my bible when a familiar passage caught my eye:
And Moses said to the Israelites, “thou shalt only drink Pabst, which will someday win a blue ribbon, and cast out other light beers that pay no mind to Jehova’s word.” And they drank.
Hey I’ve been to this place! The food was alright, nothing special, I only went there because a girl I liked worked there. Ironically she dated a trans guy that worked there and was bisexual.
eighty2angelfan says
Jesus turned water into lager.
InternetPeon says
Did anyone tell this seafood restaurant owner that eating shrimp is punishable by death?
I hope he’s also making sure there are no unmarried, divorced, or cheating fornicators in the restaurant.
EDIT: I think the “Voo Doo” wings aren’t exactly aligned with biblical faith either.
EDIT2: I see they also have a fishing boat you can charter. Can anyone check and see if you can charter the boat for a PRIDE event? [https://fishobsession.com](https://fishobsession.com)
EDIT3: I see they have a marina right next to the Port Canveral Cruise terminal – definitely no gays over there that should swarm the place ( do you hear me gays!, don’t you dare go in there and cause a ruckus by showing off those cute sparkly shorts you just bought in the Bahamas ): [https://www.sunrisemarina.com/tackle-store-gift-shop](https://www.sunrisemarina.com/tackle-store-gift-shop)
Oculus_Orbus says
Bud Light might be gone, but Freedom Fries are back!
No_Sense_6171 says
Because of course Jesus drank Bud Light.
There are ants smarter than these people.
GradientDescenting says
The Bible is a book full of fairy tales, change my mind.
ATLSxFINEST93 says
not sure how supporting LGBTQ+ is contrary to “Biblical faith”
When Jesus taught to love everyone….
TheMicMic says
I bet they also bitch about cancel culture
RPDRNick says
They are very much like Jesus in that they’re turning water into whine.
Alex_Duos says
Oh, because it’s beer and not wine, right? Right?
Isteppedinpoopy says
According to my grandmother the only biblically acceptable alcohols were communion wine and Jamesons.
daytodaze says
I was just sitting down and reading my bible when a familiar passage caught my eye:
And Moses said to the Israelites, “thou shalt only drink Pabst, which will someday win a blue ribbon, and cast out other light beers that pay no mind to Jehova’s word.” And they drank.
Buzzybill says
Chain of three restaurants in Florida pull a stunt to get national attention.
When I was a kid, Newsweek was a respected source of news.
Cetun says
Hey I’ve been to this place! The food was alright, nothing special, I only went there because a girl I liked worked there. Ironically she dated a trans guy that worked there and was bisexual.
Comfortable_Slip4025 says
Bud Light has always been trans. It’s water that identifies as beer.
MADDOGCA says
I wonder how many of those people eat shrimp, wear mixed fabrics, and also have tattoos, all of which are forbidden under the same Leviticus.