(Grabs bridge of nose as headache looms)
I’m gonna bite.. whateverrr could it beee??
“K so the fuckin moon is like just a buncha dust right??”
..no- (temple throbs)
“So like what if we took all that spare useless dust & shot it into the atmosphere so like all this global warming shit was like not a thing anymore ..cause like..”
(Migraine intensifies)
fuck..here it comes
“The sun wouldn’t be as bright n some junk? Like its too bright right now anyway. I mean it really hurts when I look right at it, even during an eclipse..Like ya know??”
(Throbbing, stabbing, unending pain)
What about plants..that absorb carbon dioxide? And crops we eat?
“We could do like greenhouses!!”
(feeling somewhat faint)
Fuckin hell..I mean..ya know speaking of..you know the sun isn’t actually causing the planet to warm, right? The climate instability is us pumping tons of carbon into the air for the last 100 years & ..carbon holds heat…so we just..fuck it hurts..Venus ..runaw- ..greenhou- eff-..
UpbeatTrifle6309 says
Yeah, that’s not gonna cause problems…
Soup89 says
Trump had a bold plan involving a hurricane…
Fetlocks_Glistening says
Dim Su*m*, Fred! I said I wanted some dim su*m*!!! And what the hell did you go and do?
whitea44 says
Climate engineering is a dangerous path…
menlindorn says
No, thank you.
Psychological-Rub-72 says
Time to make it mandatory for scientists to watch the last episode of Dinosaurs.
pinzi_peisvogel says
When Matrix turns into a documentary
drfulci says
“Hey! I have an idea!!”
Oh fuck-
“No seriously THIS one is AMAZING!”
(Grabs bridge of nose as headache looms)
I’m gonna bite.. whateverrr could it beee??
“K so the fuckin moon is like just a buncha dust right??”
..no- (temple throbs)
“So like what if we took all that spare useless dust & shot it into the atmosphere so like all this global warming shit was like not a thing anymore ..cause like..”
(Migraine intensifies)
fuck..here it comes
“The sun wouldn’t be as bright n some junk? Like its too bright right now anyway. I mean it really hurts when I look right at it, even during an eclipse..Like ya know??”
(Throbbing, stabbing, unending pain)
What about plants..that absorb carbon dioxide? And crops we eat?
“We could do like greenhouses!!”
(feeling somewhat faint)
Fuckin hell..I mean..ya know speaking of..you know the sun isn’t actually causing the planet to warm, right? The climate instability is us pumping tons of carbon into the air for the last 100 years & ..carbon holds heat…so we just..fuck it hurts..Venus ..runaw- ..greenhou- eff-..
“Your like nose is bleeding..”
Stop talking.. .. brain.. bleeding.
Sephylus_Vile says
Loads of horror and post-apocalyptic movies are based on humans poking things they shouldn’t…..
kitten0077 says
The moon sneezes and earth gets a cold?
Really_McNamington says
Anything to avoid actually dealing with the problem. Jesus.
tugrumpler says
Long ago Isaak Asimov said that the cure for global warming was simple, just paint Texas white. (It might take more than that now.)
ThePedanticAvenger says
Did nobody watch *Snowpiercer*?
dobryden22 says
Tax the rich and be good stewards of the planet? Nah, think of the shareholders! We’ll dim the sun rather than face the consequences of our actions.
MyceliumRising says
O ok, and when we don’t need the dust there anymore we’ll just send up a Moonba