| Category: General
I’m not convinced
Of course a government agency would say their spy birds are real birds. That’s exactly what they are suppose to say, what’s next Oswald killed Kennedy by himself?
Why do I need assurance? Because someone made a parody that birds aren’t real? Does the government have to explain every joke to the dumb population?
TBH, I always thought this was crazy until now.
Cap and Johnson aren’t helping the cause being fake birds.
[WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!1!1!!11!](https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/)
Yeah thats what they said about WMD’s in Iraq
That’s exactly what a bird would say.
If they aren’t real, who the hell shat on my car last week?
If this was just a joke with no basis in reality, then why would the government feel the need to say that birds are real. Any rational person can look outside and assume birds are real. The only reason they would tell us they are is if they in fact aren’t and they want to stop people from spreading the truth before it becomes widely accepted that birds aren’t real. That is unless they know that we’ll immediately distrust the government and they’re doing this to convince us that birds aren’t real so that we’ll start killing them and deprive ourselves of our best defense against widespread commercial drone use. Without the raptors defending their territory Amazon would fill our skies with delivery drones. Those fuckers would definitely have microphones too. I’m on to you government! I’m on to you.
First time I ever had a doubt that birds existed.
PSYOP!!! Fuck this shit! Birds ain’t shit but chips and chirps!
Nothing says *birds aren’t real* like the US government trying to convince you that they are.
I’ve shot plenty of birds. Have yet to find one that’s a government surveillance drone. I have found all kinds of different birds dead. Theyve all been organic. Including a red tail hawk I found dead. I buried it, dug it up for the skull. It’s all organic. I laugh my ass off anytime I see anything about this. If all birds were drones how come their is no proof? Even an infrared camera would show the proof one would need to prove this true. From what I understand this group is trolling conspiracy theorists.