😂 please tell me more about how important issues like hair length should be a part of the modern news cycle, but do it quickly… I’m late to my weekly bleeding session at the leech barber.
It’s all quite logical. See if you have long hair then you might listen to rock music, then you might dance, then you might have a glass of wine, then IT’S ANARCHY AND SOCIETY COLLAPSES!!!
stumpdawg says
And the sign said
“Long-haired freaky people
Need not apply”
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why
He said, “You look like a fine upstandin’ young man
I think you’ll do”
So I took off my hat and said, “Imagine that
Huh, me workin’ for you”
Whoa
Lokarin says
So the Christians hate the Nazarenes or what? If you are under a Nazarene oath you don’t cut your hair
jonfranznick says
Like all the pics of white Jesus long? Or how long?
CandylandCanada says
Everybody knows that Christ sported a crew cut until he started his ministry, then he switched to a high-and-tight.
theyfoundDNAinme says
Man sometimes it just feels like the human race has no chance
ChimeraMistake says
Didn’t Jesus have long hair?
Lahm0123 says
Lol.
everything_is_bad says
Jesus: am I a joke to you?
EfficientAccident418 says
Long hair? What’s next? *Beatle boots?”*
blakewoolbright says
😂 please tell me more about how important issues like hair length should be a part of the modern news cycle, but do it quickly… I’m late to my weekly bleeding session at the leech barber.
mymar101 says
The horror! Can’t have men with long hair. It violates the first amendment
its_bananas says
So does the devil start creeping in around shoulder-length or is it closer to the ears?
HoneyBadgerWrestler says
He probably also apologizes when the mayonnaise is too spicy.
Nice_Marmot_7 says
It’s all quite logical. See if you have long hair then you might listen to rock music, then you might dance, then you might have a glass of wine, then IT’S ANARCHY AND SOCIETY COLLAPSES!!!