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The ponies have probably already been conscripted.
Rats more usually leave sinking ships, so credit for originality, I suppose.
As long as she has pleanty of Deutschmarks to share all will be good. But when those run out……
Lightweight riders are better for ponies’ backs. Hope she won’t have much time to ride them.
wos is scho wieder los