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I_might_be_weasel says
The ponies have probably already been conscripted.
INITMalcanis says
Rats more usually leave sinking ships, so credit for originality, I suppose.
Puretest says
As long as she has pleanty of Deutschmarks to share all will be good. But when those run out……
cAt_l0v3r says
Lightweight riders are better for ponies’ backs. Hope she won’t have much time to ride them.
lashimi says
wos is scho wieder los