He pooped in the can and threw into a victims advocacy center parking lot. Told the court he does this regularly as a prank. They had a hard time finding similar cases to reach a punishment LOL.
He pooped in the can and threw into a victims advocacy center parking lot. Told the court he does this regularly as a prank. They had a hard time finding similar cases to reach a punishment LOL.
whatsideeffects says
You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!
phasepistol says
Once you poop, you can’t stop
Majestic_Ferrett says
Once you plop, you can’t stop.
tormunds_beard says
My wife’s a public defender. She tells me that’s the least of what the victim advocates deserve.
n3wes says
Shitcan him
HauntedButtCheeks says
His defense argument is my favorite defense argument of all time.
Accomplished_Knee_17 says
The best is they had to use a state reprasemtative who was serial flasher slash pic taker as an example for punishment.
TheAnt317 says
> this was a regular practice for him
This guy must be some fresh out of law school punk who thinks he’s hilarious.
> has been an attorney since 1976
Oh, okay. Good to know there are retirement age attorneys out there pooping in Pringles cans.
Drkofimon says
Seems apropos, given they put the ashes of the designer of the Pringle’s can in one and buried him in it…
[https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=91098067](https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=91098067)