Arizona Dairy Queen on the hunt for missing 15 foot red spoon statue. “I appeal to the person. This spoon is too big to eat anything,” Raman Kalra said. “We want you to bring it back. We will not ask any questions.”
No shit they want someone to bring it back. Wouldn’t trust that “no questions” shit, bet 12 will be called right away. Hell, if they went to the trouble of taking a gargantuan spoon, the should just keep it at this point. Not as if DQ isn’t a soulless corporation with plenty of money. You’re not Spoony Queen. Order a 20′ spoon and challenge them to a duel.
old_bugger says
There’s a rumour circulating that the fork ran away with the spoon.
GetlostMaps says
This news story certainly is a big scoop.
misterfriend says
Can you at least put it on the phone so we can hear its voice?
Who_wife_is_on_myD says
No shit they want someone to bring it back. Wouldn’t trust that “no questions” shit, bet 12 will be called right away. Hell, if they went to the trouble of taking a gargantuan spoon, the should just keep it at this point. Not as if DQ isn’t a soulless corporation with plenty of money. You’re not Spoony Queen. Order a 20′ spoon and challenge them to a duel.
ProlificFishmonger says
“This spoon is too big to eat anything” ….thanks for clearing that up.
The_Brewer says
My spoon is too big