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“You look different from this picture”
*I’m afraid i still can’t let you in sir, as we have no-one to ask if you’re house-trained.*
Why is Area Man always up to shenanigans???
When you want to let those underage kids drink, you let yourself be convinced by “McLovin” on the ID.
Who would win in a battle of nebulous mayhem between Area Man and Florida Man? Please, no betting.
Area man needs a haircut
I mean come on, have you ever actually met someone named cooper
I’ve been to Area a few times. It’s weather this time of year, and it’s filled with adjective people.