Andrew Tate Recounting His Birth: “The doctor pinched my thigh to get a response, and I growled, knitting my brow and trying to crane my head up to see who had attacked me. The doctor paled, shocked at my defensive powers. I did not cry.”
The doctor then said “This is the toughest baby ever. I mean man. This is a man. He may be merely minutes old but he is a poet warrior and leader of men. I am inspired by his greatness. I wish to subscribe to his courses on manliness.”
Though I was only minutes old I already could speak. Not wasting time with tears allowed me to master the language of true Alphas. I congratulated the doctor on his wisdom.
A nurse tried to wrap me in a blanket so that my mother could hold me. “Stay back and know your place.” I told the wench. “And do not place in the arms of that woman. Put me on my father’s chest. Where our hearts can beat as one.”
My mother wept both from sadness and pride, but I cared little. Alpha leaders of men have little time for the trivial concerns of women – walking wombs who talk too much and have too few babes.
From that point on my meteoric rise began. Subscribe to my Alpha-lete Manliness courses to hear the rest of the story. And buy my supplements to ensure you produce Alpha poet warrior leaders of men by fortifying your sperm.”
P.S. Please add money to my Romanian jail cantina account.
Sharp-Ad4389 says
Why’s a dude touching his thigh? Andrew Tate gay – confirmed
Midarenkov says
You know a midwife slapped his butt and he cried, and ever since he’s carried that grudge deep in his heart.
TwilitSky says
What a bag of assholes this guy is. Every time I think he couldn’t get worse, he succeeds.
nouniquenamesleft2 says
“then I fucked the nurses”
FantastiKBeast says
At what age did this guy started getting kicked in the head? Because I’ve got a theory…
a4techkeyboard says
So… 1 minute APGAR 7?
Woffingshire says
Jesus christ, this guy sweats insecurity
Keregi says
Incel fanfic.
AdkRaine11 says
“I said it. I believe it. That settles it.” Cue the incel applause.
jbobeffrey says
The doctors insisted that my parents take me home in a car seat, but my Bugatti was parked outside with a full tank of gas…
UncookedCapacity says
Tate thinks he’s a North Korean monarch 💀
artful_nails says
Tune in next time when he claims that his mother orgasmed 50 times in a row while breastfeeding him.
Hyperion1144 says
Imagine having a life so pathetic that you look at this asshole and see a role model.
jxj24 says
“And that doctor’s name? Albert Einstein.”
BountifulScott says
The doctor then said “This is the toughest baby ever. I mean man. This is a man. He may be merely minutes old but he is a poet warrior and leader of men. I am inspired by his greatness. I wish to subscribe to his courses on manliness.”
Though I was only minutes old I already could speak. Not wasting time with tears allowed me to master the language of true Alphas. I congratulated the doctor on his wisdom.
A nurse tried to wrap me in a blanket so that my mother could hold me. “Stay back and know your place.” I told the wench. “And do not place in the arms of that woman. Put me on my father’s chest. Where our hearts can beat as one.”
My mother wept both from sadness and pride, but I cared little. Alpha leaders of men have little time for the trivial concerns of women – walking wombs who talk too much and have too few babes.
From that point on my meteoric rise began. Subscribe to my Alpha-lete Manliness courses to hear the rest of the story. And buy my supplements to ensure you produce Alpha poet warrior leaders of men by fortifying your sperm.”
P.S. Please add money to my Romanian jail cantina account.