Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate Offered Afghani Citizenship by ‘Taliban’ PR Dept. to Protect Them From ‘The Matrix’

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  1. MaximumZer0 says

    Is this the future in which we see the Wachowskis sue the Taliban? That would be peak 2023.

  2. veteranbo says

    That just says everything about them lol

  3. TheReapingFields says

    I mean, it would make sense. The Taliban are only marginally more abusive of women, after all. Theres not much clear water between a Tate and a Taliban member in that regard at all.

  4. SneakyPharaoh_420 says

    This makes total sense given the people involved. 5 brain cells between the lot of them.

  5. Maltese_Vulcan says

    > Andrew Tate’s opinions are just a tool for him to build an onion persona

    Quality writing there, “Afnan Chougle”

  6. submit_a_text_post says

    You know what, this is a great idea!

  7. Theamazing-rando says

    Are we expecting a “Taliban University” by the Tates now?

  8. JoeBoredom says

    Taliban: Teach us your misogyny, apparently we are not doing it right.

  9. Timbo_007 says

    You know you fucked up when the Taliban wants to help you.

  10. Ahelex says

    Yet another Mad Libs news title for 2023.

  11. Katynrosja says

    Obvious parody account
    https://twitter.com/TalibanPRD/status/1620445755139047424
    https://twitter.com/TalibanPRD/status/1632433289972596737
    https://twitter.com/TalibanPRD/status/1632689286494527489

  12. 5050Clown says

    Immediately beheaded for incest and sodomy

  13. not_a_droid says

    Taliban hr department unable to be found, like most hr departments

  14. iznogoude says

    Betaliban vs Alphaliban.

  15. levlucheech says

    This SHOULD make Tate fans rethink their position. It SHOULD because when the Taliban are trying to come to your rescue, surely that means you’re on the wrong team. But sadly they won’t rethink shit.

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