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Oh for fucks sake. Look, there’s only one good reason (and a bunch that just aren’t) to go to Amsterdam, and that is to smoke some herb, openly, without threat of arrest.
How the HELL are my fellow Brits getting this wrong? How does one fuck this up? It is SUPER simple, right? You book a hotel near a good coffee shop, you go to the coffee shop, get a drink, a snack and a big fat spliff, you go to space, float back to the hotel and trip your nuts off, you get munchy, you eat, you pass out, and do the whole fucking thing again tomorrow, causing trouble for no one. WHY IS THIS SO APPARENTLY COMPLICATED?
It’s the fookers who only drink and love causing trouble…