I don’t think I’d want to have a kid at an age when there’s very little chance I would be around to see them graduate high school. Al may very well be a “young” 83 – obviously all his body parts still work – but that’s no guarantee he’s going to make it to 101.
LordSkeletonRoos says
Insane
brademerika says
Gross
Comfortable_Author_3 says
Al Cochino!
Ok-Seaworthiness4488 says
Bet he yelled “Hoo-ha!” when he climaxed
FastCarsSlowBBQ says
Selfish fuck
KyotoGaijin says
Didn’t want to be outdone by new father Robert DeNiro.
TheHikingFool says
He’ll be dead before the kid learns to walk.
miligato says
This title reads like the child is the one aged 83.
ford7885 says
I don’t think I’d want to have a kid at an age when there’s very little chance I would be around to see them graduate high school. Al may very well be a “young” 83 – obviously all his body parts still work – but that’s no guarantee he’s going to make it to 101.
SevroAuShitTalker says
He is 54 years older than his girlfriend, just shy of more than double her age.
doc_blue27 says
Wow. First De Niro, now Pacino. Time for 80 year old Joe Pesci to get in on it.