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Bet he yelled “Hoo-ha!” when he climaxed
Didn’t want to be outdone by new father Robert DeNiro.
He’ll be dead before the kid learns to walk.
This title reads like the child is the one aged 83.
I don’t think I’d want to have a kid at an age when there’s very little chance I would be around to see them graduate high school. Al may very well be a “young” 83 – obviously all his body parts still work – but that’s no guarantee he’s going to make it to 101.
He is 54 years older than his girlfriend, just shy of more than double her age.
Wow. First De Niro, now Pacino. Time for 80 year old Joe Pesci to get in on it.