My wife went swimming one evening. The next day she felt as though she still had water in her ear, she’d shake her ear and it would clear for a while, then it would come back again, she’d shake her ear and the cycle continued all day. That evening she asked me to check her ear, I thought that I could see something but wasn’t sure. I went and got a cotton bud (Q-tip), slowly fed it below what was there then levered it to pull out whatever it was. As I did, a small Zebra Spider jumped out of her ear, it must have crawled in while she was asleep.
Leshawkcomics says
Okay, that pun was perfect.
10/10 Dad-Joke tier article title.
fluk3 says
My wife went swimming one evening. The next day she felt as though she still had water in her ear, she’d shake her ear and it would clear for a while, then it would come back again, she’d shake her ear and the cycle continued all day. That evening she asked me to check her ear, I thought that I could see something but wasn’t sure. I went and got a cotton bud (Q-tip), slowly fed it below what was there then levered it to pull out whatever it was. As I did, a small Zebra Spider jumped out of her ear, it must have crawled in while she was asleep.