This is nothing but the state of Missouri trying to get out of paying a wrongful death suit after the death of an employee who was six months pregnant. The family can’t sue for the mother but claimed the unborn child is a person, as state law defines it, and feel they are entitled to something for their loss. And they are. Fuck the cheap ass, pencil pushing, loophole finding pieces of shit that are happy to stand up in court and say, “Tough loss folks, but you’re s.o.l.”
About the person using the carpool lane, why don’t we just make carpool lanes for 2 or more driving age people anyway? It’s not like my kids would take their own car if I didn’t have them with me.
See, I’m quite worried this will eventually lead to disemboweling women for imprisoning their fetus. Jesus fucking Christ, god is dead. Let it be and go to school.
Few-School-3869 says
I mean the GOP says a clump of cells is a person with rights so
TjW0569 says
Show me the paychecks.
BiggsBounds says
Should also raise concerns about child labor laws 😃
allangee says
If they’re allowed to, won’t they just get slapped with some child labor law?
FreneticPlatypus says
This is nothing but the state of Missouri trying to get out of paying a wrongful death suit after the death of an employee who was six months pregnant. The family can’t sue for the mother but claimed the unborn child is a person, as state law defines it, and feel they are entitled to something for their loss. And they are. Fuck the cheap ass, pencil pushing, loophole finding pieces of shit that are happy to stand up in court and say, “Tough loss folks, but you’re s.o.l.”
Jman50k says
Can’t violate child labor laws if they’re not children yet!
CliffsNote5 says
Of course if they label the fetus an employee does that mean the government doesn’t care about it’s wellbeing anymore?
PlasticBagPatrick says
Cool, pay the pregnant person double wage then
420blazeit69nubz says
What’s their payroll ID?
BJntheRV says
If he wasn’t getting his own paycheck how can he be an employee. There’s no contract.
ux3l says
Do they have a contract signed by the fetus? Did they pay it? Is the fetus anywhere listed as their employee?
mrbbrj says
Ozark hillbillies
Ma1eficent says
About the person using the carpool lane, why don’t we just make carpool lanes for 2 or more driving age people anyway? It’s not like my kids would take their own car if I didn’t have them with me.
ZaxBrigade says
See, I’m quite worried this will eventually lead to disemboweling women for imprisoning their fetus. Jesus fucking Christ, god is dead. Let it be and go to school.
zuludmg9 says
That want to insure and make money off of miscarriages. Like Walmart greeters but on the other end.