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Answering the most obvious question of who brings a 4-year-old and a dog for a round of golf. Good thing the dog was in a golf cart and not in the cab of the firetruck.
> Bella, an arson dog, jumped down from the seat of a golf cart and landed on the accelerator pedal, sending the cart toward people attending a Friday night festival, the Westland Fire and Rescue Department said in news release.
> Ten minutes after the accident, the 4-year-old girl resumed eating her popcorn and jumping in a bounce house, the news release said.
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AlarmVarious1991 says
This is funny, but it’s also not funny. Glad the kid is okay.
eighty2angelfan says
4 year old attacked by dog. Stay tuned.
Garoldeen says
What did the kid do for the dog to run them over?
eighty2angelfan says
4 year old and dog involved in hit and run. Tune in at 5 for details and condition child.
morenewsat11 says
Answering the most obvious question of who brings a 4-year-old and a dog for a round of golf. Good thing the dog was in a golf cart and not in the cab of the firetruck.
> Bella, an arson dog, jumped down from the seat of a golf cart and landed on the accelerator pedal, sending the cart toward people attending a Friday night festival, the Westland Fire and Rescue Department said in news release.
> Ten minutes after the accident, the 4-year-old girl resumed eating her popcorn and jumping in a bounce house, the news release said.
mrbbrj says
Lock him up
delusionalham says
A not-so-good good boy. But might still be a good boy nevertheless
Safety-International says
was the 4 year old’s head shaped like a football
AmelietheDuck says
[reminds me of this comic](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cvm7JHzrV7H/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
djshadesuk says
I feel like there should be a question mark at the end.