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Reminds me of when my mom fed the family dog the leftover spaghetti before an 8-hour car trip. I was stuck in the back of the car with the dog farting in my face the whole trip. Every few minutes, “Roll down the window, he farted again!” Apparently carbs can have that effect on dogs.
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klazander says
Where are the farting dogs when I need a flight?
Julie-Andrews says
Who let the dogs fart?
PkmnJaguar says
Earned
menlindorn says
Good.
Shrekromancer says
Who let Walter on the plane?
hotlavatube says
Reminds me of when my mom fed the family dog the leftover spaghetti before an 8-hour car trip. I was stuck in the back of the car with the dog farting in my face the whole trip. Every few minutes, “Roll down the window, he farted again!” Apparently carbs can have that effect on dogs.
Tar-Nuine says
Those kind of dogs are bad smell MACHINES! I can smell it just thinking about it. Must have been foul.