A blob twice the width of the US is heading towards Florida’s coast

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  1. luvdupleper says

    I thought this was a story about trump when I saw the word blob. Wasn’t expecting it to be seaweed lol

  2. openly_gray says

    The blob is coming for meatball Ron.

  3. somekennyguy says

    Nice to see Rosie O’Donnell still getting out and about…

  4. JoeBoredom says

    Maybe the rotting seaweed odor will overpower Florida’s cesspool smell.

  5. marvelmon says

    That’s a lot of carbon capture. Not necessarily a bad thing.

  6. alexjaness says

    next weeks headline:

    “Florida Blob found dead after meth rampage”

  7. RussellZoloft says

    Let’s hope it’s like some 50s nuclear disaster movie, and it ingests Florida whole.

  8. WaitingForNormal says

    So, no religious people gonna come out and tell is this is a sign from god?

  9. kvandy15 says

    How does a patch of seaweed wider than the entire eastern seaboard of the US target Florida specifically? Like getting hit by one of those giant 6ft wide beach balls and going “oh you got me right in the belly button”.

  10. CaptainObviousII says

    I thought this was about Roseann Barr’s new comedy tour.

  11. ehmiu says

    Florida is where things go to die. Must have a death wish.

  12. waitforsigns64 says

    I wonder how conservatives will blame this on Biden?

  13. menlindorn says

    Giant blob heads for Florida…

    Are they gonna fight?

  14. Trtmfm says

    Thanks China /S

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