“I’ve never seen anything like it, Johnson. This guy broke in and put up pictures of him and his family up on the wall. Sprinkle some crack on him and get him out of here”
Let me try to understand this. The Home Owner was in his under wear. Not street clothes. And the Cop thought he might be a Burglar? Really? How many Boxer Clad Burglars has this Cop arrested?
CNN and Oyeneyin are engaging in obvious race-baiting.
Actually, the police officers were not only acting appropriately, but **in Oyeneyin’s best interests.**
An alarm went off, but was silenced without the company cancelling the dispatch.
The police announced themselves, but did not get a response. When someone responded, it was a man who was visibly armed. The police correctly restrained him for their own safety and placed him into custody for **his** safety.
The police then ensured that there was nobody else in the house. If a burglar was there, there would be a delay in responding (like there was), as the home invader would have to make a plan for what to do.
Oyeneyin was **not charged** and was released after approximately seven minutes. I take longer to take a shower.
Officer, putting homeowner in cuffs: “What were you doing here?”
“Chilling.”
“Is this your house?”
“Yes.”
“Why did you buy it and where did the money come from?”
“I wanted a place for me and my stuff and the money came from a bank.”
“When was the last time you robbed a bank and/or a liquor store?”
“I never,… what are you talking about?”
“I’ll put that down as unresponsive. Okay, Mr. Johnson, if that is your name, and if these pictures on the walls are you — looks like a younger man with twenty pounds less weight to me.”
“Yes, that’s my college photo. It is an older picture of me.”
“Do you have any current pictures — seems a bit suspicious if you put up photos that do not represent you accurately.”
“I have family pictures around the house for the memories.”
<scribbles> “So, have you lost memories before? Any blackouts?”
“No. That’s ridiculous.”
“These are serious charges, Mr. Johnson, I suggest you adjust your attitude.”
“What charges?”
“Are you expecting to be charged? <mumbles as he writes>… suspect appears to be overly concerned with his guilt. Are you denying you broke into this house?”
“No. I did not. I entered using the key, my key, to my door.”
“So, you make a false call about a break-in?”
“No. Someone else actually broke in.”
“It will go easier on you if you take some personal responsibility for your actions and stop passing the blame. But if you have someone working with you, revealing their identity, could help reduce your charges.”
“I don’t have a co-conspirator.”
“It was all you, then?”
“No. Someone else broke into the house.”
“Who is this mysterious *other* person?”
“I don’t know. I called the police because I don’t know — some person is breaking in my house, maybe trying to rob me.”
“So what are you doing here, in this house, if you didn’t break in?”
“I’m arguing with you, trying to get you to listen.”
<flips notes> “It says here you were, and I quote, ‘Chillin’ — why are you changing your story?”
The bootlickers saying “The cops are just doing their jobs!” Really oughta find themselves on the other end of the boot sooner or later.
And don’t even get me started on the ding dongs saying buzzwords like race-baiting. They are dismissing alleged racism on its face, and proceeding to make the cops both the victim and the hero, instead of the instigator and villain
LaxG64 says
In other news water is wet
oftheocean13 says
Lawsuit
Cannibal-ice-cube says
“I’ve never seen anything like it, Johnson. This guy broke in and put up pictures of him and his family up on the wall. Sprinkle some crack on him and get him out of here”
-Dave Chapelle
Refreshingpudding says
My alarm went off without my knowledge when the installer came to do shit. They also called the cops without telling me. Thanks ADT.
I noticed the fucking cops were on my cameras. So I peeked my head out and was like ‘helllo?????’ then talked to them and explained
I am not black thought.. still every encounter with trigger happy cops is to be avoided.
amplifizzle says
If you have a problem and the cops arrive, you have two problems.
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Muthafuckaaaaa says
The guy even hung pictures of his family all over the place.
artcook32945 says
Let me try to understand this. The Home Owner was in his under wear. Not street clothes. And the Cop thought he might be a Burglar? Really? How many Boxer Clad Burglars has this Cop arrested?
elsydeon666 says
CNN and Oyeneyin are engaging in obvious race-baiting.
Actually, the police officers were not only acting appropriately, but **in Oyeneyin’s best interests.**
An alarm went off, but was silenced without the company cancelling the dispatch.
The police announced themselves, but did not get a response. When someone responded, it was a man who was visibly armed. The police correctly restrained him for their own safety and placed him into custody for **his** safety.
The police then ensured that there was nobody else in the house. If a burglar was there, there would be a delay in responding (like there was), as the home invader would have to make a plan for what to do.
Oyeneyin was **not charged** and was released after approximately seven minutes. I take longer to take a shower.
Fake_William_Shatner says
WHEN YOU GET TOO SUSPICIOUS:
Officer, putting homeowner in cuffs: “What were you doing here?”
“Chilling.”
“Is this your house?”
“Yes.”
“Why did you buy it and where did the money come from?”
“I wanted a place for me and my stuff and the money came from a bank.”
“When was the last time you robbed a bank and/or a liquor store?”
“I never,… what are you talking about?”
“I’ll put that down as unresponsive. Okay, Mr. Johnson, if that is your name, and if these pictures on the walls are you — looks like a younger man with twenty pounds less weight to me.”
“Yes, that’s my college photo. It is an older picture of me.”
“Do you have any current pictures — seems a bit suspicious if you put up photos that do not represent you accurately.”
“I have family pictures around the house for the memories.”
<scribbles> “So, have you lost memories before? Any blackouts?”
“No. That’s ridiculous.”
“These are serious charges, Mr. Johnson, I suggest you adjust your attitude.”
“What charges?”
“Are you expecting to be charged? <mumbles as he writes>… suspect appears to be overly concerned with his guilt. Are you denying you broke into this house?”
“No. I did not. I entered using the key, my key, to my door.”
“So, you make a false call about a break-in?”
“No. Someone else actually broke in.”
“It will go easier on you if you take some personal responsibility for your actions and stop passing the blame. But if you have someone working with you, revealing their identity, could help reduce your charges.”
“I don’t have a co-conspirator.”
“It was all you, then?”
“No. Someone else broke into the house.”
“Who is this mysterious *other* person?”
“I don’t know. I called the police because I don’t know — some person is breaking in my house, maybe trying to rob me.”
“So what are you doing here, in this house, if you didn’t break in?”
“I’m arguing with you, trying to get you to listen.”
<flips notes> “It says here you were, and I quote, ‘Chillin’ — why are you changing your story?”
Feras47 says
not the Onion in my opinion the police is very aggressive for no reason in the US
SaltMineSpelunker says
No systemic racism. /s
Acewasalwaysanoption says
With a police force like that you don’t even need criminals to ruin your day
crackalaquin says
Lets all just be glad he wasn’t killed
ashtobro says
The bootlickers saying “The cops are just doing their jobs!” Really oughta find themselves on the other end of the boot sooner or later.
And don’t even get me started on the ding dongs saying buzzwords like race-baiting. They are dismissing alleged racism on its face, and proceeding to make the cops both the victim and the hero, instead of the instigator and villain