Awww it’s like a prison for tiny people. Clear tv’s up next, and fuck it, while you’re at it maybe just send the little fuckers to ADX Florence. Sure they’ll break in a few weeks, but think of how safe they’ll be.
This is like having to take your shoes off to get on a plane because one time 20 years ago someone tried to make a shoe bomb. They’ve never caught another one since then.
CaymanRich says
That’s more sad than oniony.
LittleRickyPemba says
Awww it’s like a prison for tiny people. Clear tv’s up next, and fuck it, while you’re at it maybe just send the little fuckers to ADX Florence. Sure they’ll break in a few weeks, but think of how safe they’ll be.
OptimusSublime says
Imagine what this move is doing psychologically to those kids.
stolid_agnostic says
This is like having to take your shoes off to get on a plane because one time 20 years ago someone tried to make a shoe bomb. They’ve never caught another one since then.
SlothOfDoom says
OK kids, start hollowing out your textbooks to carry your guns. It’s win-win!
/s
teoshie says
someone who is actually going to shoot up a school isn’t going to attend classes and then open fire at the end of the day lol
they’ll show up guns blazing without a backpack
TaroDowntown1312 says
My school district is making clear backpacks mandatory.
remberzz says
>”…this time because a third-grade student was found with a loaded gun.”
That’s what, 8 or 9 years old?
smh
restore_democracy says
Guns don’t kill people; backpacks kill people. /s
lm28ness says
As long as guns are easily obtained legally or illegally people will find a way to get them into places they don’t belong.
YawnTractor_1756 says
That’s stupid. Backpacks do not bring guns, kids do. Obviously schools need to ban kids. No kids, no shootings (temple tap)