Clone_Meat says Why are they smiling, glitter is a crime even when its not thrown. Absolutely terrible people.
GrandpaMillenial says My guess is he cheated on someone and these girls were either involved or it was a friend.
Progressive16 says I think a life sentence is in order becuase that poor guy will be cleaning this up for the rest of his life ):
Zkenny13 says The most FABULOUS crime possible. But Jesus when future civilization dig up this building they’ll be finding glitter.
Delilah_Moon says Only in Florida is a glitter bomb a felony but shooting someone doesn’t yield any charges. Can you imagine being the arresting officer?
MonkeyTacoBreath says Their smug smiles are unsettling. Who smiles when arrested with felony charges? Answer: white women who likely can afford bail and a lawyer to seek reduced misdemeanor plea deals.
sweatybumhands says
Gary?
The-real-Sky-Daddy says
Glitter…. The herpes of craft supplies.
CliffsNote5 says
How much glitter can two FABULOUS!!! women have?
Clone_Meat says
Why are they smiling, glitter is a crime even when its not thrown. Absolutely terrible people.
Selloutkat1 says
The dude is going to be cleaning up glitter for the rest of his life.
GrandpaMillenial says
My guess is he cheated on someone and these girls were either involved or it was a friend.
Progressive16 says
I think a life sentence is in order becuase that poor guy will be cleaning this up for the rest of his life ):
Zkenny13 says
The most FABULOUS crime possible.
But Jesus when future civilization dig up this building they’ll be finding glitter.
beardphaze says
Florida women make Florida man sparkle …ftfy
Delilah_Moon says
Only in Florida is a glitter bomb a felony but shooting someone doesn’t yield any charges.
Can you imagine being the arresting officer?
farfetchedfrank says
The woman on the right looks like a gender swapped joker.
Nadodan says
This is leaving out the breaking and entering and attempted robbery
ddr1ver says
They don’t look particularly repentant in their mug shots.
Nothing_ says
I love how pleased with themselves they look in the mugshots.
MonkeyTacoBreath says
Their smug smiles are unsettling. Who smiles when arrested with felony charges?
Answer: white women who likely can afford bail and a lawyer to seek reduced misdemeanor plea deals.