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Glitter…. The herpes of craft supplies.
How much glitter can two FABULOUS!!! women have?
Why are they smiling, glitter is a crime even when its not thrown. Absolutely terrible people.
The dude is going to be cleaning up glitter for the rest of his life.
My guess is he cheated on someone and these girls were either involved or it was a friend.
I think a life sentence is in order becuase that poor guy will be cleaning this up for the rest of his life ):
The most FABULOUS crime possible.
But Jesus when future civilization dig up this building they’ll be finding glitter.
Florida women make Florida man sparkle …ftfy
Only in Florida is a glitter bomb a felony but shooting someone doesn’t yield any charges.
Can you imagine being the arresting officer?
The woman on the right looks like a gender swapped joker.
This is leaving out the breaking and entering and attempted robbery
They don’t look particularly repentant in their mug shots.
I love how pleased with themselves they look in the mugshots.
Their smug smiles are unsettling. Who smiles when arrested with felony charges?
Answer: white women who likely can afford bail and a lawyer to seek reduced misdemeanor plea deals.