betweenthebars24: I have low testosterone.
airforcefalco: What if you masturbate for 7 days?
msmitty43: 7th Day Ejaculators.
SvenHudson: I’ve heard there are ways to ejaculate besides masturbation.
FSUnoles77: TIL my shower’s testosterone levels increase by 100% daily.
Landlubber77: If I stopped masturbating for 7 days the only thing that would increase by 45.7% is my wife’s Casaba Melon Curl Enhancing Conditioner.
FinallyGotReddit: So fap once a week. I can do this.
Edit: I failed.
suckboyjake: I did NNN last year and by the end of it I cut down a forest with my bare hands, and impregnated most of northern California on accident. I just…kept cumming. I’ve never seen anything like it. I’m still wiping down the walls and paying for abortions.
Avarian_Walrus: The study was done on only 28 people and all the references are way out of date. This isn’t a great example of trying to prove something. The same test needs to be done on a much larger scale before it earns such a confident heading.
pfeifits: Ejaculate not masturbate. I know this is reddit, but there are other ways to ejaculate besides masturbation. You have probably seen some of them in short videos.
Yoursistersrosebud: That’s why you should never pick a fight with a man with no hands.
woodendolphin: I wonder how that number would change between a control group that had been masturbating daily+ for the previous month and another group that had masturbated infrequently in the month before the seven days. In other words, I’m thinking the more you masturbate the more your sperm count will rise when you don’t.
the_leprechauns_anus: Then what?
frisch85: I’ve got some more for you guys, to get your healthiest sperm you have to ejaculate every day. Not having to ejaculate every day but still keeping healthy sperms you should ejaculate at least once in 10 days.
Queenaswords: So next time I come across an asshole I should tell him to jack off instead of fuck off?
ij_brunhauer: Yes that’s right. If you don’t ejaculate your testosterone goes up temporarily.
Which does… nothing.
So you’ll be horny and maybe your beard will grow a bit. But otherwise nothing. No super powers, no epic muscle growth, no improved anything.
To sum up: 7 days of no masturbation or sex makes you want to masturbate or have sex. Yay.
Avskygod0: Yep but then you cum your pants in your sleep so you have to play smart and balance it out
Billy_Mays_Hayes: Hey everybody, Dumbass here.
I’m a bald guy who can only grow a shitty Kid Rock beard. Would I grow a better beard if I scaled back the snake pounding from 1.5 times a day to once a week?
Thanks fellas, my pube beard needs all the help it can get.
teddyburke: The article is about ejaculation, not masturbation.
MyWifeIsCute: My findings contradict this. I went 11 years without masturbating once and only once I was going 4 times a day did I start seeing any manly results.
Double_Joseph: What if you swallow cum does your testorone levels increase?
Just asking for a friend.