DausenWillis: Another college degree made obsolete by robots.
carpetdave: This is the best TIL ever
RugBurnDog: It’s a shame cause he really worked his a** off for this job
ThadThawne-II: Dey took his job!
indoninja: First they came for the recital teaching assistants , and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a recital teaching assistant
Then they came for the Tellers, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Teller
Then they came for the Drivers, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Driver
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
Ollymid2: that’s weird – i heard he got fired for being an asshole
Enartloc: *So what do you do for a living ?*
Seeattle_Seehawks: > offering his anus
That’s 10/10 phrasing right there
ElephantintheRoom404: There’s a joke in here somewhere. If you bend over I’ll try to dig it out.
SouthSouthLondon: No job is safe
Handsome_Hunk: Perhaps he was simply too eager.
NemesisCR: That robot is an asshole
Rambo-Brite: I have the mental image of Bill Murray in Little Shop of Horrors here, but on the other end.
NewClayburn: IANAL, sign me up!
LifeintheBurgh: Robot Anus could be the new DEVO?
Rekaze: His ass now makes hamburgers?
ADickShin: Something I’ve always wondered. How exactly do people choose Proctology as their specialty?
Is it the guy at the bottom of the class with everybody teasing, “Haha you get buttholes!”?
Or, is it the creepy dude saying, “Oh boy! I get buttholes!”?
TheRealBobbyC: Another case if a robot taking a human job. Soon Skynet will be self aware and we will all be fucked
SnoopyLupus: > He has lost his job to a robot anus.
If any Brits who remember the 70s are in the thread, this is best sung to the tune of “[I lost my heart to a starship trooper](https://youtu.be/kii8Zsuo3_c?t=29)”.
GoodLordigans: Well, I take comfort in the fact that this means that Piers Morgan will probably have his job replaced by a robot.
ernster96: this is how super villains are made.
stepong: Lol. I had students come in to check me out at the ER before Obamacare fixed my heart. I was there with supraventricular tachycardia every month or so, and it got so bad that I’d sometimes flatline from the ‘reset’ medicine. I’d feel so bad. You can lose your heartbeat and not go unconscious. The poor doctors trying to save my life looked terrified. I’m glad I don’t have to put them through that anymore.
trai_dep: The worst thing about losing this job? Coming up with the right entry for your resumé.
madkeepz: He must be so bummed out
dragonballzgirl: “A bionic booty”
“Rectum? I destroyed it”
MaggotMinded: Take a look at the second picture of the robot anus in the article. Did they really have to make it a cross-section and paint the other side red so that it looks like they cut someone in half to make it? Gnarly, dude.
Piratepanda121: Having done my nursing training in the UK this is total bullshit.
i-opener: What an a**hole!!
FuckCazadors: What a bummer.
LvxLight: He was a *model* employee, but now he’s just some *asshole* without a job